So... 3 days of standbys and no interesting patients.
The only buisness we really had was the parade of folks, mostly (entirely) female, who bought pretty new shoes before coming to the convention - and now have blisters on their feet and want band aids.
I mean... you go and you KNOW you'll be STANDING in a booth for hours on end. Or you'll be walking the exhibit hall all day... and you wear new shoes.
Darwin was on to something.